"Thanks for signing up for your Free NUK Comfy pacifier. Unfortunately, we were unable to fulfill your sample request due to supply demands.
So, here’s the good news! We're sending you the Perfect Bedroom Environment Guide (a $10 value!), developed exclusively for you by Natalie Willes, founder of The Baby Sleep Trainer and our resident sleep training guru for the NUK 3am Club."
Cool so I signed up for some junk mail (a $10 value!)
That sucks
lol
dead? no confirmation of any sort after filling it out
They detected your age, only newborns qualify for this freebie.
lmao
Got one.
Donating mine to Matt Gaetz's girl friend.
Admit it, it’s for you. Though you definitely fit the profile of the Paraphilic Infantilism type, we all know your latest fetish has been to cosplay as a first responder to get freebies this past year, right? For your perversions, I sentence you to packing orders in an Amazon warehouse on 12-hour shifts, 84 hours a week, indefinitely.
Echo...
Admit it, it's for you. Though you definitely fit the profile of the Paraphilic Infantilism type, we all know your latest fetish has been to cosplay as a first responder to get freebies this past year, right? For your perversions, I sentence you to packing orders in an Amazon warehouse on 12-hour shifts, 84 hours a week, indefinitely.
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"Thanks for signing up for your Free NUK Comfy pacifier. Unfortunately, we were unable to fulfill your sample request due to supply demands.
So, here’s the good news! We're sending you the Perfect Bedroom Environment Guide (a $10 value!), developed exclusively for you by Natalie Willes, founder of The Baby Sleep Trainer and our resident sleep training guru for the NUK 3am Club."
Cool so I signed up for some junk mail (a $10 value!)
That sucks
lol
dead? no confirmation of any sort after filling it out
They detected your age, only newborns qualify for this freebie.
lmao
Got one.
Donating mine to Matt Gaetz's girl friend.
Admit it, it’s for you. Though you definitely fit the profile of the Paraphilic Infantilism type, we all know your latest fetish has been to cosplay as a first responder to get freebies this past year, right? For your perversions, I sentence you to packing orders in an Amazon warehouse on 12-hour shifts, 84 hours a week, indefinitely.
Echo...
Admit it, it's for you. Though you definitely fit the profile of the Paraphilic Infantilism type, we all know your latest fetish has been to cosplay as a first responder to get freebies this past year, right? For your perversions, I sentence you to packing orders in an Amazon warehouse on 12-hour shifts, 84 hours a week, indefinitely.
Girlfriend is one word
I google what you wrote,... good one.