Recap: Disneyland Cancels Annual Pass, Capital One Fined & More

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  • The biggest criminals have licenses.

    That being said, my info was probably on a few of Cap1's SARs.

  • Q. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
    A. It was glove at first sight!

    Q. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
    A. Hello, it’s Smee!

    Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
    A. He Neverlands!

    Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
    A: Adobe Wan Kenobi!

    Q. What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
    A. R2-Detour!

    I will be here all day...