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No new codes coming thru. Guess, it reached the limit.
But, is anyone going to point out that DoC spelled “bar” with two a’s? (Baaaaaaaaaarf.)
Someone didn’t get their Kinder Milky Bites at teat time this morning…
*tea time
You were right the first time, it’s teat.
Yes, that was part of the joke. Only 1% of^H^H^H^H^H^H^H so people would understand, lol
Joke? I get really cranky without my morning teat!
Thanks for posting. These are so addicting.
It’s good but it’s no Happy Hippo.
I had no idea what these were and the first google result was kratom powder, lmao.
Apparently kinder also make a ‘maxi’ and a ‘maxi king’ bar. I can only imagine what they look like…
“Addicting” is not a word.
But “pedant” is. Also, you’re wrong.
Based on your critique of
cjb, am I correct that you liked my comment here: #1957223 ?
lol 😀
“If not wanting to sound illiterate is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!”
~ cjb, Proud Pedant
That’s fine that you are a “Proud Pedant” but
JD already told you (correctly) that you were wrong. Are you actually doubling down on a blunder?
Blunder?
Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!
Yes, the word “blunder” means “a stupid or careless mistake”. I know that you have a tough time with definitions of words so I wanted to help you out.
Oh yeah, I’m having SUCH a tough time with definitions of words, will you PLEASE help me out? My my, look at all these stupid, careless mistakes I’ve been making. Somebody please help me, I can barely read or write!
I don’t think “doubling down” means what you think it means.
I’m guessing cjb was not being defensive, just having fun. I’d call it self-effacing humor. Not everything is meant to be taken literally.
You and I certainly see many things differently. IMO,
cjb has no sense of humor at all so I doubt that they were “just having fun”.
> cjb has no sense of humor at all
Says the fucking robot with a stick up his ass, dragging this bullshit out into day 3 now. Stick to protocol and etiquette, droid.
That is unintentionally funny, lol
I’m pretty sure it was intentional. Regardless, it was funny.
He intentionally sounded like an illiterate so he could circle back and make that ironic joke later? lol
No. First cjb made an unintentional mistake.
After you corrected him, he wrote something funny using himself as the foil.
That is the very definition of self-effacing humor, if it was intentional.
The main reason I think it was intentional is, it’s exactly what I would do given the same opportunity.
The second reason is, it was a response to your (almost certainly intentionally) humorous correction. You set it up and set the context with that.
The third reason is, I think it was too good to have been a mistake.
I see…that is an optimistic take and might be true. I’m sure Eric and many others would disagree though, heh.
I always find it interesting when people give mean people the benefit of the doubt, when it’s not deserved. Don’t you?
Absolutely, but you probably shouldn’t be asking me since I’m also inclined to give well meaning people no benefit of the doubt, lol.
I see what you did there.
Karl would be proud. 😀
Glad my efforts are appreciated 😀
Accepted English for almost 100 years: https://www.oed.com/dictionary/addicting_adj
So what?
So, it is a word. What’s wrong with you?
cjd? lol
A lot, Jack. A lot is real, real wrong with me, and I need some serious help, but I don’t know where to turn for such specialized assistance. Using words to say a word is not a word is really, really, wrong, wouldn’t you say? Gosh, I wish there was some way I could be helped for doing just that, because something is definitely, really wrong with me. Can you please help me? I beg of you, please! I don’t wanna live like this anymore!
While we’re on that topic, I thought “kinder” meant it was for children. Because how could an inanimate candy bar be kind?
But you have to be 18 or older to get one free.
it’s pronounced kin dr and not kind er
I can’t tell how it’s pronounced by reading the label. How would I even guess?
Embarrassing.
Don’t be embarrassed. Landon didn’t get it either. And he probably wasn’t thinking of all 3 homonyms when he wrote “it’s pronounced…” Could happen to anyone.
https://forvo.com/word/kinder/#de
You are conflating homonyms with homophones. If there was audio included on the link my browser blocked it.
The basis of the joke was that the two printed words are indistinguishable. The “18 or older” requirement made it irresistible to comment.
I was staying completely out of the humor contest. I was just trying to be helpful regarding the original pronunciation, as the candy comes from Germany.
Did you know there are actual “kind bars”? As in that is their literal name…lol
I did. Were you aware that the comment had nothing to do with what I thought “kinder” meant? Did you notice I led with “While we’re on that topic…” in direct response to your ‘But “pedant” is…’ comment?
I thought your pedant comment was pretty funny. I assumed the humor was intentional which is why I continued in the same vein. Are you saying you didn’t get it? Or are you just deadpanning with a literal answer? On the interwebs, I can’t tell.
Yeah, I got it…my comment was specific to your “how could an inanimate candy bar be kind” line and meant to be funny as well.
In that case, it was. Intentionally too.
Thanks…I feel seen now.
I might not know much about different forms of humor but I do know that it’s pretty hard to “deadpan” when you are “laughing out loud”, like
JD revealed that they were doing, in their initial reply to you.
You’re right and that’s why I almost never use an emoji or an lol.
It is a dilemma because if you reveal it, it doesn’t work. But if you don’t, a large percentage of readers will assume it’s meant to be taken literally. Definitely works better with body language.
I’m not sure about JDs lols though. He usually leaves those out when he says something funny. But he often uses lol to mean the opposite. More like shorthand for lol/s.
I didn’t really believe he intended deadpan but maybe he did and he deserved the benefit of the doubt.
In all seriousness, that a very perceptive observation you make about my lols. Maybe I need to change things up a bit, heh
Now I am extremely offended! All of the times that you wrote “lol” at something that I said you were actually mocking me? 😀
I definitely agree with what you wrote. Many times people couldn’t tell that I was joking about something so I started using emojis to make it clear. That doesn’t seem to work either. ☹
No, not all of them…some of them were actual slight chuckles 😀
Who’s going to tell Merriam Webster?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/addicting
Putting the dic* in addicting.
Yawn. Obviously I am a dick, not so obvious is that I already knew it was “in the dictionary”… happens all the time when slang becomes popularized, no matter how dumb it sounds (this word is a case in point). All you lame-ass normies think you’re humiliating me by pointing out my “ignorance” of said “rule”? Gimme a break. Go ahead and use stupid sounding words, you’re free to sound like morons, but I’m gonna call you out on it if I’m bored.
“normies”.
NO U
i definitely always believe a person when they write a novel about how something doesn’t bother them
Ha! The stupidity of the masses bothers me a lot. Rules, do not.
I really hope you’re including yourself as part of the masses. Nothing you’ve said has proven otherwise.
Yeah, you know, you’re right. I really need to step up and PROVE MYSELF… on the internet. Thank god you’re here to set me straight, because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS. Proof incoming, hold your breath…
So you knew it was a word the whole time.
Welcome to the party, Buzzkill Fred.
I’m not so sure he knew…irregardlessly, my work here is done.
lol…..
not even a nibble…sad.
You could literally say any word isn’t a “real word,” like “normies.” Only normies use words like “normies.” You’re so brain dead.
I am? Oh my god, THAT’S what’s wrong with me, isn’t it? You’ve solved my biggest, single, persistent problem plaguing me my entire life! I’m BRAIN DEAD! Why hasn’t anyone ever brought this to my attention before? Life can be so cruel, here I was living my life unaware that I was BRAIN DEAD the entire time, and nobody had the compassion to tell me! THANK YOU, thank you so much. But, I have to wonder… can I be saved? It’s sounds so final and hopeless. Who will resuscitate my BRAIN???
Are you going to explain why it isn’t a real word? Or are we now just saying any word we don’t like is not a word?
We? We’re not together in any capacity, and will never be. As for an explanation, of course I owe you one. Hold your breath, here it comes…