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CRog
CRog (@guest_1197155)
May 27, 2021 21:42

2 months later…

“Thanks for signing up for your Free NUK Comfy pacifier. Unfortunately, we were unable to fulfill your sample request due to supply demands.

So, here’s the good news! We’re sending you the Perfect Bedroom Environment Guide (a $10 value!), developed exclusively for you by Natalie Willes, founder of The Baby Sleep Trainer and our resident sleep training guru for the NUK 3am Club.”

Cool so I signed up for some junk mail (a $10 value!)

Jason
Jason (@guest_1197158)
May 27, 2021 21:48

lol

Alexander
Alexander (@guest_1169155)
March 31, 2021 19:58

dead? no confirmation of any sort after filling it out

cjb
cjb (@guest_1169282)
April 1, 2021 01:32

They detected your age, only newborns qualify for this freebie.

Dan
Dan (@guest_1169593)
April 1, 2021 16:38

lmao

Debit
Debit (@guest_1169123)
March 31, 2021 18:48

Got one.

Donating mine to Matt Gaetz’s girl friend.

Gains
Gains (@guest_1169144)
March 31, 2021 19:28

I google what you wrote,… good one.

Too Nashty
Too Nashty (@guest_1169158)
March 31, 2021 20:04

Girlfriend is one word

cjb
cjb (@guest_1169281)
April 1, 2021 01:28

Admit it, it’s for you. Though you definitely fit the profile of the Paraphilic Infantilism type, we all know your latest fetish has been to cosplay as a first responder to get freebies this past year, right? For your perversions, I sentence you to packing orders in an Amazon warehouse on 12-hour shifts, 84 hours a week, indefinitely.

CryptoChrist
CryptoChrist (@guest_1169384)
April 1, 2021 10:15

Admit it, it’s for you. Though you definitely fit the profile of the Paraphilic Infantilism type, we all know your latest fetish has been to cosplay as a first responder to get freebies this past year, right? For your perversions, I sentence you to packing orders in an Amazon warehouse on 12-hour shifts, 84 hours a week, indefinitely.

cjb
cjb (@guest_1169417)
April 1, 2021 11:28

Echo…