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cjb
cjb (@guest_1397812)
June 19, 2022 22:18

Anyone ever receive their free sample?

JoshL
JoshL (@guest_1385504)
May 25, 2022 23:15

I received an email from the company that it ran out of free sample yet they were willing to “offer you a free roll of bamboo TP…you just have to cover the cost of shipping.” The excerpt of the email is as follows:

So you’re probably wondering, “what happened to that free TP sample?”

As the founder, I had to personally write you. In my 3 years as CEO of Bim Bam Boo, we have never experienced anything like this. You blew us away. In 5 days, we received over 60,000 requests! In minutes, our free sample inventory was wiped out. Unfortunately, we are unable to ship you a free sample at this time.

HOWEVER, we can offer you a free roll of bamboo TP…you just have to cover the cost of shipping.

👉🏾 CLICK HERE TO REDEEM YOUR FREE ROLL

Ali
Ali (@guest_1376574)
May 5, 2022 12:51

Never received anything.

SU
SU (@guest_1355001)
March 28, 2022 23:43

I read bibimbap until the toilet paper part…

Lakers
Lakers (@guest_1354695)
March 28, 2022 15:49

Named after what you see on it??

Dave C
Dave C (@guest_1354694)
March 28, 2022 15:46

They can’t spare a square?!? Not a square, not a single square!!

Maddy
Maddy (@guest_1354844)
March 28, 2022 19:51

Toilet paper deals bring all the Seinfeld fans out of the woodwork

Vy
Vy (@guest_1354588)
March 28, 2022 13:53

To all the old-timey folk here still relying heavily on toilet paper, I recommend trying a Toto washlet or a bidet before you kick the bucket. State-of-the-art toilet paper will never clean as well as running water.

John M
John M (@guest_1354660)
March 28, 2022 15:15
  Vy

Water is the way to go in the Philippines

message Jonny?
message Jonny? (@guest_1354735)
March 28, 2022 16:47
  Vy

Or just use the shower

SB
SB (@guest_1354812)
March 28, 2022 18:40

Oh god

BlissfulApathy
BlissfulApathy (@guest_1354931)
March 28, 2022 22:01
  Vy

You can pry my xylospongium from my cold, dead hands….

jim crypto
jim crypto (@guest_1355568)
March 29, 2022 23:29
  Vy

Wet the wad of tp for the first pass or two . Then use a dry wad. This is the way.

John M
John M (@guest_1354568)
March 28, 2022 13:13

I hope everybody checked the vagina friendly box. My wife can’t wait for her sample!

Chris
Chris (@guest_1354605)
March 28, 2022 14:08

Why should everybody check that? I’m not a woman.

Magus
Magus (@guest_1354620)
March 28, 2022 14:34

no such thing as a woman its all fluid

J2
J2 (@guest_1354632)
March 28, 2022 14:46

Yes you are right. Even judge jackson confirmed this, said she doesn’t know what a woman is.

John M
John M (@guest_1354665)
March 28, 2022 15:18

It’s a secret. Won’t she be surprised.

Mark
Mark (@guest_1354675)
March 28, 2022 15:25

Do you want a woman to come over?

L
L (@guest_1354556)
March 28, 2022 12:58

Used toilet paper sample

dave69
dave69 (@guest_1354535)
March 28, 2022 12:22

yes we know, it’s a dry season these days but come on, at least if it was a few free cases of toilet paper then maybe i’d go for it. but a free *sample* of toilet paper? i’d rather make $20 playing some stupid game from a swagbucks deal

Thom
Thom (@guest_1354585)
March 28, 2022 13:46

whoa whoa whoa let’s not say things we can’t take back